Thoughts From An Envious Soul

I recently had a conversation with a friend about which of the 7 
deadly sins I would be if I had to be really honest about it (the sins are lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride by the way). My immediate reaction was to choose pride- I think I dilute my pride with a dose of perspective every now and then but ironically isn’t it prideful to think that of myself? The more we spoke of it though I realised I was lying to myself. Dante’s definition of pride is “love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor" and that just doesn’t really sound like me. I am proud of myself when I work hard and things turn out well but I am also the first to berate myself for my failings and my pride doesn’t negatively impact on my attitude toward others or make me value other’s efforts less. But envy- ahhhh now there is a different story.

Envy is described as a discontent toward the traits, status or abilities of another as well as the desire to covet such qualities. It is said to be an ‘insatiable desire’ which gives you personal sorrow for witnessing the good of another. Horrid as it may seem that sin I can really get behind. But there is another, more shameful, truth behind that confession. My envy is increasingly specific. I do not covet other people’s opportunities, money, success, careers, personalities, families or anything else I can think of- but man oh man does standing next to a beautiful woman make me feel like shit sometimes. Surely it doesn’t get more shallow and pathetic than that- but it does. I rarely feel bad because someone I meet has a prettier face than mine, but when I am faced (as I so regularly am due to my intense hatred for sports and my love of pizza and chocolate) with a toned, svelte body- I can honestly say that it can make me hate myself a little despite everything else I have to offer. How anti-feminist is that!

Why do I feel this way? I absolutely acknowledge that my value to society and to those who love me is in no way based on my chubby size 14 frame. I also acknowledge that changing that frame is utterly within my power should I choose to do so. I actually pity Brian sometimes for having me lying on the beach next to him rather than a petit size 8-10.  But that isn’t the point really: I am a normal, healthy size but I feel like a whale. Why??? What’s really fucked up is that I, like many others I am sure, am totally aware of the ridiculousness of my feeling and we all know there is nothing LESS attractive than a woman in constant need of reassurance, which only makes it worse.

My boyfriend Brian- who loves me just the way I am, and was, and will be!

And yet this feeling is so ingrained in me that I have NEVER been able to shake it and I have beautiful, lean, magnificent friends who I know feel exactly the same way. What’s really sad is that it started really bloody young. (LOVE YOU MUM- THE FOLLOWING IS ABSOLUTELY NOT AN ATTACK ON YOU). My mother doesn’t look anything like me. She is 5’11 and a size 8 and has always struggled with putting on weight (despite the fact that she has never met a Magnum or Danish she didn’t like). She is also very active and has always had a slight frame. Needless to say, I look NOTHING like her, which was always a joke among friends and family- one meant, I am sure, to point out that she is so tall while I am a below average 5 foot 3 and a half, that her hair is straight while mine is stubbornly frizzy, that she is tanned while my dad's Scottish blood means that I am a lot paler… However, because people are constantly telling her what a beautiful woman she is, even now if you put us toe to toe she would come out on top every time. People never meant it that way, but every time I heard someone say “wow, you really don’t look like your mum” what I heard was “Your mum is so tall and slim and beautiful and you… are not”. I remember when she used to take me out shopping as a girly treat. I would be so excited to spend time with her and be out like friends (which we always were) until she approached me and said “hunny, why don’t you try this on”. I knew it wouldn’t sit right- stretched over my adolescent bust and hips while baggy at the waist and swamping my short body while she emerged looking like the smiling women on the posters in the store. Clothes are not made for women shaped like me and now I know in my mind it is because the clothes are the wrong shape but somehow I still feel as though it is I who is the wrong shape.

Me in one of my only posh dresses- chosen specifically to 'suit' (i.e. disguise) my figure. 

This insecurity has stayed with me to adulthood and being an educated, powerful and successful young woman (ok, maybe pride too a little bit then) I feel like this preoccupation over my wobbly tummy and lack of a ‘thigh gap’ (whatever the hell that is) is not only ridiculous and unfounded but also diminishes me as a woman just by having it.

And then this morning I saw this:

 

'Plus size' model Robyn Lawley in a recent photo-shoot for Cosmo.

THIS WOMAN IS A PLUS SIZE MODEL FOR COSMO MAGAZINE! And, as a witty twitter user put it, if she is plus size that I am supersize and there are other women out there who are mammoth size.

I am not blaming my insecurities on the media, that’s not what this is about. But how many times as a child did someone pinch my cheeks or pat my hips and tell me I was getting fat like it was a bad/funny thing. How many times have I come home on my holidays and heard from family that I need to “be careful” because I’ve put on a few kilos. The reverse is also true- IBS, dengue fever and yoyo dieting have seen me plummet from my regular 65-70kg weight (10-11 stone) to as low as 52kg (8 stone) when I was really ill. People’s response- wow you look great!

My envy, my deep sorrow at other women’s bodies, my yearning for what they have- that is all me. But that shit comes from somewhere. I am size 14 at my biggest. THAT IS NOT FAT. OR UGLY. OR ANYTHING. It is fine. Normal. I am not a model, or a fitness instructor or a jockey- my life does not demand I be a size 6- so why does it seem so disappointing that I am not? And it is so frustrating because it goes beyond noticing another woman’s value- it affects my life. I find seriously attractive women intimidating, harder to communicate with. Because I feel inferior I come into the situation hostile- and that is just not very sisterly at all! This discomfort I feel for my own body makes me a worse person than I could be. It is a weakness in my character too shameful to ignore.

This is a photo of my and my dad at a party. This photo brings back great memories but I have never posted it anywhere before (not without cropping or photoshop anyway). Why? I am embarrassed by the way I look.

It is so unattractive a quality to feel so uncomfortable in one’s skin. It shows vanity and superficiality and insecurity and I hate it. How do we get over this- my strategy is a ‘fake it till you make it’ type situation. I used to cover up my body, avoiding group swimming situations, draping myself in baggy clothes and trying to be invisible. That didn’t really work for me and just made me feel all the more obvious for trying to blend in so then, at around 14 years old, I went in totally the opposite direction. I created a style that can only be described as Tim Burton meets Spearmint Rhino- they might have been looking at me and talking about me but they certainly weren’t discussing that extra kilo or two.

And now, as a woman- I don’t know. I try to find styles that suit the body I have and I think I succeed in that, but it doesn’t mean I don’t look longingly at that skimpy bikini or those skinny jeans on that mannequin or the short shorts on the girl at the ice-cream stand and feel my stomach tighten as I turn away. The feeling lessens with age and whereas before it would take me the better part of half an hour to take my dress off on the beach I now do it as soon as my toes hit the sand, but it isn’t without an inner sigh as I trudge past tanned amazons playing volleyball in the surf.

Me and my 'beach body'. Why is it that instead of seeing my smily face, by step-nephew, or that BITCHIN' sandcastle all I see is my fat tummy? Another one I purposely left off Facebook at the time. 

Maybe one day society will change so that we are never subjected to a value system based on attractiveness or body image. Somehow though I don’t see that happening any time soon and so it is my duty then, to work on myself so acknowledge and work through those feeling so that I can arm myself to protect the next generation. When I look at my babies in this house I don’t see a thin one, a chubby one, a cute one, an ugly one- I see a variety of wonderful individuals who fill my life with value and joy. I know that’s what everyone else sees too- so now it’s just a question of transferring that to them so that that’s all they will ever see when they look at themselves.

Let me make myself abundantly clear- this blog is not a cry for affirmation of how beautiful I am, nor is it worthy of sympathy or pity. It is simply a reflection on what I have come to realise this week is my worst quality and what is it they say “acknowledging the problem is the first step to overcoming it.”- well for me, that’s all this is. 

This could be a truly beautiful photo but is RUINED by the fact that I am trying to suck in my gut and therefore pulling a stupid face. It is also one of the ONLY photos of my trip to Mauritius that I consciously did not upload to Facebook.